19 Thoughts That Would Only Occur To Your Dog In The Shower
1. “My human would save so much money on dog treats if he would just let me eat cat poop.”
2. “Why do my hoomans sometimes hold rectangles up to their ears and talk to themselves? I am very confused.”
3. “My lady owner whelped recently, but there was only one baby in the litter.”
4. “Can humans lick their balls?”
5. “What if my human is a fat cat? OMG I’m really scared now…”
6. “Hoomans are just dogs who invested all their skill points into their front paws.”
8. “If a dog would try to bite mommy, I would bite the other dog first. But when the dog bit me, mommy didn’t bite him back.”
11. “Hoomans like poop so much that they carry it with them in little bags. But when we try to make it easier for them by pooping in the house, they get mad”
12. “I’ve been barking for half an hour. Better bark for another half to make sure the surrounding is barked enough”
14. “Why do they keep asking ME who the good boy is? I’m a fucking dog! Hire a private investigator or something!”
15. “What if more food appeared in my bowl while I was gone?”
19. “My humans only remember my birthday once every seven years or so.”
19 Thoughts That Would Only Occur To Your Dog In The Shower
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