10 Kimojis Kim Kardashian Will Probably Want to Delete From Her App Following the Armed Robbery
While Kim Kardashian recovers from her traumatizing armed robbery, there is much speculation about her future in the limelight. Specifically, if she will tone down her flashy lifestyle and pull back what she shares online and on TV.
On Tuesday, family friend Karl Lagerfeld, the creative director of Chanel, criticized her for being “too public” when it comes to showing off her wealth. After saying, “You cannot display your wealth, then be surprised that some people want to share it,” he asked why she was “in a hotel with no security,” quipping, “If you are that famous and you put all your jewelry on [social media], you go to hotels where nobody can come near to the room.” Her critics have shared similar sentiments online.
Kardashian, who earned an estimated $51 million last year, according to Forbes, is all about the flash. Not only is it on display on TV and social media — we aren’t the first to point out the $4 million diamond she showed off days before the robbery (the gun-toting bandits talked about “the ring, the ring” when she was being held up) — but even her incredibly successful Kimojis, which fans download to their phone and use while texting and on social, are all about the benjamins. Although she’s still reeling from the robbery, she has reportedly already started thinking about how she can scale back, including changing what she shares on social, how she dresses, and what she does. So we’ll help by pointing out a few of the digital icons that should go from her Kimoji app if she takes it down a notch…
1. The bling. Everyone knows Kanye gave Kim a $3 million engagement ring. We also know he recently gave her a second, very similar ring that cost an estimated $4 million, which was the target of this $11 million jewel heist. So we say, begone with the bling! Lock away whatever is left in real life and get rid of it on the app. Besides, regular people have no need for the giant ring Kimojis because we — and our friends — aren’t wearing rings that gigantic, expensive, and showy anyway. The simple diamond ring emoji, which already comes loaded on our phones, will suffice.
2. The stacks of money. The last time we texted a sheet-of-money emoji — with or without Kim’s face on it — to someone was … never. Send the money Kimoji to the shredder.
3. Kimoji Kim throwing around the stacks of money. If she wants to toss around her stacks of money — and the girl has stacks — let her do it in private at one of her two L.A.-area mansions. Retire this GIF.
4. Ditto. It’s got to go.
5. Luggage that is more expensive than a new car. You know how much this costs without any designer clothes in it? A lot. Nothing wrong with replacing it with a few nondescript wheeled bags.
6. Designer handbags. Samesies.
10 Kimojis Kim Kardashian Will Probably Want to Delete From Her App Following the Armed Robbery
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